[Always Right]

They should have left used condoms behind. Then in court they can make a lame attempt to try it on, and declare 'if the rubbers don't fit, you must aquit.'

[don'tbedenied]

Einey, meiney, miney, mo,
Catch the lax boys with the ho,
If they weren't there,
Don't let em go,
Einey, meiney, miney, mo.