Heh... I think the stress of that would give the little guy a heart attack. I think that's what kills them, mostly, the shock.
Once Jr. passed his CPR test, I asked him if he could perform it on an ugly woman with a mustache and false teeth.
He, rather maturely I might add, said "Sure, I'll have a mask, and I'd have to check to make sure there were no foreign objects in her mouth."
I was right proud.