[HairOfTheDog]

Jen, why are you going to a tanning parlor? The whole concept makes no sense to me ...

White people are funny that way :~D

... but, if you want to tan, what's wrong with the sun?

Its the naked thing, I think :~D

That's why I went out to the witch's circle....

[Corin Stormhands]

White people are funny that way :~D

I thought that, but I was afraid to say it.

Its the naked thing, I think :~D

Does it fer me. After all, it's after labor day. I can't (not) wear white to the weddin'.

If'n yuh know whut I mean.

[Rose in RoseBear]

Jen, why are you going to a tanning parlor? The whole concept makes no sense to me ...

White people are funny that way :~D

<snicker> Further deponent sayeth not.

But, seriesly, why tan? Why not just let your skin be whatever color it is? Jen, I've met you, and did not feel you were abnormally pale.

And, Hair, I had no idea it was so important to tan all over ...

Now you've done it ... I'll be writing about a really pale character who has a nudist streak ...

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

Heh... reminds me of the last time I went in for a checkup... the doctor asked, as he was holding the stethoscope to my back, "You don't get much sun, do you?"