It's a possibility... but like you said, what else would they do with that lot?
I bet your place is a take it or leave it kind of thing to them... which is why it doesn't matter what it looks like inside. Nice easy income as long as it's rented, hopefully not too much trouble.
Regardless, we won't let you end up living in your van, down by the river :~)
Yeah...probably true, I'd hope. It can't be too highly taxed, and they get a steady income from it as long as I stick around. Maybe not a huge amount, but it's gotta more than pay for its upkeep, I'd guess.
Wonder when they plan to let me know...if at all. I just paid rent for this month...hope I don't get hit again because of some technicality.
He can distract the new owners ...
He can point out all your nifty improvements to the place ... not counting himself! After all, if Hair goes to ~town~ and tells about the naked man who fell out of the sky, your quiet little acreage could become a tourist trap. The store would do land office business!
He can help you move ...
And maybe he'll take you to Heaven* with him ...
* An L2 satellite, silly! What did YOU think Heaven was?