How come stuff like that never happens to me?
Watching "military weekend" on the Discover Channel", and one part includes a visit to the super-secret factory in an undisclosed location that makes the M134 minigun. It was so secret nobody's face could be shown.
If it wasn't for a certain shade of blue used in the plastic bins, and a poster for a certain brand of reloading press that uses the same color, I wouldn't have a clue as to where any of this was happening. The security was just that good.
Still, it must be nice nice to work for a company that has its own Huey to fly around a private chunk of desert, shredding junk cars.
Next is the "Jesse James takes Monster Garage to Iraq". Maybe we can hit him up for some support.