TsssssT! [whack]
He's our porch frog! We always have at least one, sometimes a pair, of frogs who live on the porch. The spend the day on the top of the post, and they feast on the bugs that come to the porch light at night.
Heh...When I first woke up this morning, I staggered out into the hallway and spotted a big ol' lizard just sitting there.
*shudder*
I herded him towards the garage and managed to get the door open so he could get out of the house.
But I didn't smash 'em. That's the penalty for a 2nd offense. :-)