So I've still got a sense of humour. But could you really not laugh at your own side, and think of some funnier answers from the ID crowd? I bet some of the evos can... And is there not room for some Gish/Ham/Wells/Bishop Wilberforce comments in there too?
eg:
Hovind: If the lightbulb was screwed in more than 6000 years ago then scripture has no meaning.
Ham: The absence of a lightbulb from the socket is consistent with a recent global flood.
Glenn Morton: Nothing that ICR taught me about electricity turned out to be true.
I'm sure others can do better.