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Gottfried named Unsexiest Man in the World
MSNBC staff and news service reports ^ | April 18, 2006

Posted on 04/18/2006 4:00:59 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

The voice of the AFLAC duck has been named the Unsexiest Man in the World.

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried tops the list compiled by the Boston Phoenix's Web site. The list is a mix of entertainers, sports stars, even terrorists. Osama bin Laden is number eight on the list.

Of Gottfried, the Phoenix says "The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman."

(Excerpt) Read more at msnbc.msn.com ...


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KEYWORDS: aflac; bostonphoenix; colmes; gottfried
This free liberal newspaper is extremely vulgar and anachronous, aging hippies; Alan Colmes is being eaten by one of his own. Will it make H&C tonight?
1 posted on 04/18/2006 4:01:00 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

LOL - I bet Gilbert gets a kick out of this. He certainly isn't hurting for ladies, from what I've heard.


2 posted on 04/18/2006 4:05:22 PM PDT by Number57
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Brad Pitt is #100. LOL!


3 posted on 04/18/2006 4:08:25 PM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Here is the rest of the bottom five:

2. NY Yankee pitcher Randy Johnson.
3. Roger Ebert
4. Dr. Phil
5.Alan Colmes.

And this is in Boston! Sean will have a laugh with this!.

4 posted on 04/18/2006 4:11:48 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ("Cynicism, is an unpleasant way of telling the truth" -- Lillian Hellman)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan



The results I saw had Osama as #1 not Gilbert.


5 posted on 04/18/2006 4:13:01 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (Say what you feel, those that matter don't mind, those that mind don't matter.)
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To: Michael.SF.

I have to admit, they pretty much nailed it.


6 posted on 04/18/2006 4:13:45 PM PDT by Kenny Bunkport
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To: All

I have seen Randy Johnson in person - yes, he is one ugly looking dude.


7 posted on 04/18/2006 4:16:03 PM PDT by warsaw44 (BUILD THE WALL)
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To: rockabyebaby
The results I saw had Osama as #1 not Gilbert

From the link:

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried tops the list compiled by the Boston Phoenix's Web site. The list is a mix of entertainers, sports stars, even terrorists. Osama bin Laden is number eight on the list.

8 posted on 04/18/2006 4:21:15 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ("Cynicism, is an unpleasant way of telling the truth" -- Lillian Hellman)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

WAIT A MINUTE!...Is this stupid newspaper trying to tell me that duck isn't real? I KNOW that duck is real. I've heard him talk. C'mon, grow up here.


9 posted on 04/18/2006 4:21:27 PM PDT by kitkat (The first step down to hell is to deny the existence of evil.)
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To: Michael.SF.



I don't care what the link says, the poll itself shows Osama as #1. I'll find you the link in a minute or so....


10 posted on 04/18/2006 4:26:12 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (Say what you feel, those that matter don't mind, those that mind don't matter.)
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To: Michael.SF.
Osama is at 38 percent, Gottfried is at 16, so how can Gottfried be number 1???

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12371837/

11 posted on 04/18/2006 4:29:51 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (Say what you feel, those that matter don't mind, those that mind don't matter.)
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To: kitkat
WAIT A MINUTE!...Is this stupid newspaper trying to tell me that duck isn't real? I KNOW that duck is real. I've heard him talk. C'mon, grow up here.

He's for real.


12 posted on 04/18/2006 4:33:45 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: rockabyebaby

Your comparing Apples (an on line MSN poll) to Oranges (the Boston Phoenix Survey).


13 posted on 04/18/2006 4:43:33 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ("Cynicism, is an unpleasant way of telling the truth" -- Lillian Hellman)
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To: rockabyebaby
Here is a link to the Boston Phoenix list: 100 unsexiest men

I think only people who are alive are qualified, thus Osama and Al Gore are not on the list.

14 posted on 04/18/2006 4:53:28 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ("Cynicism, is an unpleasant way of telling the truth" -- Lillian Hellman)
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To: darkwing104

And he's related to the Fairy Godmother. :-)


15 posted on 04/18/2006 5:03:15 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
“They also said I was the modern successor to Milton Berle,” he says, “who, legend has it, was extremely well-endowed. And that’s actually a curse for me because I have to hire an assistant to carry it around.”

He adds, “But in all fairness the way the rumor got started is that someone saw me standing at a urinal next to Gary Coleman.”

Lol!

16 posted on 04/18/2006 6:23:12 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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