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Melissa Etheridge's Partner Pregnant With Twins
Fox News/AP ^
| 4/18/06
| staff
Posted on 04/18/2006 12:49:26 PM PDT by pissant
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Melissa gets some hotties, I tell ya.
Tammy Lynn Michaels
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posted on
04/18/2006 12:49:27 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
You mean David Crosby isn't the father?
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posted on
04/18/2006 12:50:11 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
To: pissant
Two chicks pregnant! It's a miracle! Alert the media!!
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posted on
04/18/2006 12:50:14 PM PDT
by
dead
To: dfwgator
No, I donated....the old fashined way. ;o)
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posted on
04/18/2006 12:51:17 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: dead
Shades of Carlos the pregnant man. LOL
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posted on
04/18/2006 12:51:33 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
So I guess that makes Melissa the father figure.
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posted on
04/18/2006 12:52:03 PM PDT
by
saganite
(The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
To: pissant
Here's dad:
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posted on
04/18/2006 12:52:19 PM PDT
by
Toby06
(Make illegal immigration illegal!)
To: pissant
She kinda screwed up the first kids pretty bad - dragging them through a messy "all-mommy divorce" and saddling them with a coked up old knucklehead father who probably couldn't pick them out of a lineup.
Since her biological input is nil, she's got another forty or fifty years of trying to get this "having a baby" thing right.
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posted on
04/18/2006 12:53:39 PM PDT
by
dead
To: dead
But will she eat the placenta like Tom Cruise?
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posted on
04/18/2006 12:58:21 PM PDT
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: Incorrigible
But will she eat the placenta like Tom Cruise?Why, does it taste like fish?
Oh dfw you're going straight to Hell for that one.
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posted on
04/18/2006 12:59:41 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
To: dfwgator
You mean David Crosby isn't the father?I never got the David Crosby bit, myself. I mean, of all the CS&N or CSN&Y crew, why wouldn't you eschew the balding guys over Graham Nash? Is Crosby more turkey baster friendly? And how would that come up in a converstation, "Hey, Dave, it's Melissa. I know it ain't Thanksgiving but I was hoping you could drop by my place and I don't want you to freak when I pull out the turkey baster."
Anyone care to expound?
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posted on
04/18/2006 1:01:10 PM PDT
by
pikachu
(For every action there is an equal and opposite government program - Fig Newtons 1st Law)
To: Incorrigible
But will she eat the placenta like Tom Cruise?No, Tom's going to eat hers too. He called it.
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posted on
04/18/2006 1:01:27 PM PDT
by
dead
To: pissant
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posted on
04/18/2006 1:04:10 PM PDT
by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com/)
To: saganite
If you've seen her, you'd know. LOL
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posted on
04/18/2006 1:04:54 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Toby06
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posted on
04/18/2006 1:05:13 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: dead
Yes, as long as she's rich, she'll get all kinds of chicks willing to do this with her.
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posted on
04/18/2006 1:06:36 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: saganite
This is Melissa's second "wife." Didn't Julie Cypher leave her for a man?
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posted on
04/18/2006 1:07:24 PM PDT
by
Cecily
To: wallcrawlr
I assume its cancer and not a fashion statement.
But tammy is goooood looking.
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posted on
04/18/2006 1:07:44 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
The turkey baster must've worked.
To: pissant
Who's yer daddy?
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