LOL! I always laugh at some of those "side effects may include..." disclaimers. Most of the time they sound much worse than the aliment you're trying to alleviate.
I remember one a few years ago that had a potential side effect of "oily discharge." We started calling a co-worker we didn't like "Oily Discharge."
I mean....gross!!
ROTFL!!! That is hysterical!!
My mom had to see this new doctor once cause hers was on vacation or something. Anyway, he started telling her about this fabulous weight loss drug and he said, "But there are a couple of minor side effects." What was this "minor" side effect?? Frequent and uncontrollable diarrhea! Lovely! Needless to say, she passed and just went on a diet.