[Maximus of Texas]

"we've all heard about burying the placenta under a newly planted tree"

Which might explain why the trees in Georgia take on female characteristics (Takes forever to leave the drive-thru lane at the tree bank, asks its neighbor trees if the new leaves make them look fat, etc.)

In Texas, we put in beer and beans in when we plant a new tree. That is why on most Sundays the front yard oak is sitting inside watching football.

[peacebaby]

" trees in Georgia take on female characteristics:

Those two huge knotholes on the front of the tree...

You're crazy, Max.

beer and beans? Hope that oak is planted down wind.