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Some of these were great, so I thought I'd share.

Hope it's not something that will get me in trouble.... ;-)

1 posted on 04/17/2006 10:22:48 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
Death is just God's way of dropping carrier.

A heart attack is just God's way of rebooting you.

2 posted on 04/17/2006 10:32:55 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Mac--a computer with training wheels that can't be removed?


3 posted on 04/17/2006 10:39:42 AM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: Lucky9teen
Hope it's not something that will get me in trouble

Now where have I heard that before?


4 posted on 04/17/2006 11:03:27 AM PDT by jla
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To: Dashing Dasher

One for you

Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground . . . and missing.


5 posted on 04/17/2006 11:18:22 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Black ribbon on my IPW card in memory of PaulaB)
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To: Lucky9teen
The Freepers' tags are better. Those are pretty average, but thanks for the list.

****

A guy who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

6 posted on 04/17/2006 11:23:15 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Oh, for the days when "disrespect" was just a noun.)
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To: Lucky9teen
mark for later read
8 posted on 04/17/2006 3:36:19 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Uh Oh! Now you've in trouble. Some of those tag lines were copyrighted. LOL
17 posted on 11/23/2006 8:11:51 PM PST by NRA2BFree (Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Only two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former.

I proved mans thoughts are NOT infinite while a sophomore in HS.
18 posted on 11/23/2006 8:26:32 PM PST by ThomasThomas (I spelled it the way I wanted to.)
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