Death to the Peeps!
Posted on 04/14/2006 6:58:13 AM PDT by Abathar
UNIONTOWN, Pa. -- Police in Uniontown are holding a 58-year-old man who they suspect threw a microwave oven at his girlfriend and then beat her to death.
Authorities said Walter Fordyce attacked her after she refused to heat up some sandwiches for him. Fordyce is jailed without bond and charged with criminal homicide.
Police said he told them he began arguing with his live-in girlfriend Thursday, threw her to the floor, threw a microwave oven onto her chest, stomped on her and repeatedly banged her head on the floor until she lost consciousness.
Police said he also said it was an accident and claimed he didn't do it on purpose.
Authorities said that after he found no pulse on the woman, he drank a beer before going to a neighbors' home and asking them to call 911.
Probably used the microwave as a stash.....
Fix me a turkey potpie, woman - ping
Death to the Peeps!
He was probably mad that she had a stupid name like "Thursday."
I am going to show that picture to my wife, she takes one look at the inside of that oven she will turn green...(And NOT from envy!)
Haha...then we can say you killed your wife with a microwave...or a picture of one.
Hope he enojys his stay in the wife-beater section of Brokeback Prison....
It was almost out of warranty.
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