To: memorandum1
"I wonder if Jean Cherie can get me a good deal on Botox... he must have a few frequent customer coupons lying around somewhere."
2 posted on
04/12/2006 12:16:25 PM PDT by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: memorandum1
Gezz. I'd be covering my mouth too.
1-800-botoxxx.
3 posted on
04/12/2006 12:17:40 PM PDT by
mad puppy
( The Southern border needs to be a MAJOR issue in 2006 and 2008)
To: memorandum1
4 posted on
04/12/2006 12:18:41 PM PDT by
Darkwolf377
(By 2004, annual inflow of foreign-born persons was down 24% from its all-time high in 2000--PEW)
To: memorandum1
5 posted on
04/12/2006 12:19:29 PM PDT by
Niteranger68
("Only 4 out of 3 Democrats actually vote.")
To: memorandum1
"Where did I put that jar of 'eye of newt'?"
6 posted on
04/12/2006 12:20:07 PM PDT by
Darkwolf377
(By 2004, annual inflow of foreign-born persons was down 24% from its all-time high in 2000--PEW)
To: memorandum1
what's she doing scooping the dirt from under her nails with her tooth?
7 posted on
04/12/2006 12:20:40 PM PDT by
MaineVoter2002
(http://jednet207.tripod.com/PoliticalLinks.html)
To: memorandum1
Cruella de ville, cruella de ville
If she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Cruella, cruella de ville
The glare in her look, the ice in her stare
You innocent children, you’d better beware
The world was such a wholesome place until
Cruella, cruella de ville
First, you think think she’s a devil (she’s a devil)
And after time has worn away the shock
You come to realize, you see it in her eyes
She’s watching you from underneath a rock
That vampire bat that in she released
She ought to be locked up and never released
Like a spider for the kill, that’s old
Cruella, cruella de ville
First, you think think she’s a devil (she’s a devil)
And after time has worn away the shock
You come to realize, you see it in her eyes
She’s babi-bidi-babi-bidi-badi-bah!
That vampire bat that in she released
She ought to be locked up and tossed away the keys
The world was such a wholesome place until
Cruella, cruella de ville
Oh! cruella
Cruella, cruella de ville
Have memory!
8 posted on
04/12/2006 12:25:50 PM PDT by
elc
To: memorandum1
"This 'bedhead' look just doesn't work for me."
To: memorandum1
As my Dad used to say "how much does she charge to haunt a house?"
To: memorandum1
"I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too!"
17 posted on
04/12/2006 12:45:16 PM PDT by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: memorandum1
Either that, or she's trying hard to remember where she left her stash of poisoned apples.
18 posted on
04/12/2006 12:45:56 PM PDT by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: memorandum1
19 posted on
04/12/2006 12:47:18 PM PDT by
Born Conservative
(Chronic Positivity - http://jsher.livejournal.com/)
To: memorandum1
She is really crusty looking. Yikes!
To: memorandum1
22 posted on
04/12/2006 3:27:40 PM PDT by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: memorandum1
"Dammit. Now where did I leave my glasses?"
23 posted on
04/12/2006 3:30:17 PM PDT by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
To: memorandum1
[PHOTO]
WHERE, OH WHERE IS
MY PRECIOUS?!
MY PRECIOUS?!
and
When can I open
my supermouth again?
27 posted on
04/13/2006 4:54:31 AM PDT by
Quix
(Work, PRAY, stand up and be counted while it is still day. The looming night descends increasingly)
To: memorandum1
Who put the hag in haggard? Barbara Boxer!
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