Posted on 04/12/2006 12:14:55 PM PDT by memorandum1
"I wonder if Jean Cherie can get me a good deal on Botox... he must have a few frequent customer coupons lying around somewhere."
Gezz. I'd be covering my mouth too.
1-800-botoxxx.
Mmmmm....tasty booger!
"Where did I put that jar of 'eye of newt'?"
what's she doing scooping the dirt from under her nails with her tooth?
Cruella de ville, cruella de ville
If she doesnt scare you, no evil thing will
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Cruella, cruella de ville
The glare in her look, the ice in her stare
You innocent children, youd better beware
The world was such a wholesome place until
Cruella, cruella de ville
First, you think think shes a devil (shes a devil)
And after time has worn away the shock
You come to realize, you see it in her eyes
Shes watching you from underneath a rock
That vampire bat that in she released
She ought to be locked up and never released
Like a spider for the kill, thats old
Cruella, cruella de ville
First, you think think shes a devil (shes a devil)
And after time has worn away the shock
You come to realize, you see it in her eyes
Shes babi-bidi-babi-bidi-badi-bah!
That vampire bat that in she released
She ought to be locked up and tossed away the keys
The world was such a wholesome place until
Cruella, cruella de ville
Oh! cruella
Cruella, cruella de ville
Have memory!
Not an attractive woman. The only way I'd have sex with her is if I was mad at my penis and wanted to get even.
I think I'd take my chances with Lorena Bobbitt first.
That would be odd.
"This 'bedhead' look just doesn't work for me."
You're supposed to save those for Sunday!
As my Dad used to say "how much does she charge to haunt a house?"
"I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too!"
Either that, or she's trying hard to remember where she left her stash of poisoned apples.
Smell my finger!
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