HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
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Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
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Show up naked,
Bring food.
LOL
Gee, all I want is someone who likes my cooking and will be quiet when I'm trying to read. Mr. COD likes my cooking. Now the quiet part, well......
I always thought that to impress a man you must bring beer as well.