What women look for in a man

Reuters ^ | 4/5/06

[Richard Kimball]

Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me Al Franken is straight?

[r-q-tek86]

You mean someting like this?

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start soon."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it's started.

[Dashing Dasher]

You're in!

[r-q-tek86]

Mrs. r-q-tek says I act like a 14 year old most of the time... so I guess it fits.

[Dashing Dasher]

I haven't heard that joke since Eisenhower was president.


;-)

[baker_girl]

Okay, where to start.....

[Dashing Dasher]

I knew you wouldn't want to miss this....

[derllak]

A guy with a great sense of humor (lame or otherwise) is a-okay in my book! :P

[baker_girl]

Okay here's a few must-haves:

A real guy's guy NO METRO'S!!!

Similar beliefs and morals.

Can make his own decisions.

Knows the difference between debating and arguing.

I have more but won't post them all.

[confederacy of dunces]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

I love it.

(I would never blow up like that.
Whistling, innoccent look, sauntering slowly away)

[Dashing Dasher]

I want a guy that can fix things around the house - not like Tim in Home Improvements either.

Sigh.

[baker_girl]

Yep me too....sigh

[John O]

Absolutely priceless!

[John O]

Did I mention a wonderful sense of humor? and an IPW?

That's me!

[najida]

Moral of the story girls.

Earn your own money, buy your own stuff. ;)

[Corporate Law]

LOL. Speaking as an attorney, I understand completely how you feel. In fact, I very rarely date other attorneys. I would rather date a mathematician any day, their job is more exciting to me than anything legal.

[Hoodlum91]

Sense of humor is KEY!!!

[RockinRight]

I can make you laugh!

[peacebaby]

for this gal, solvency is necessary.

And a sense of humor to be able to put up with me.

[John O]

This is true, that's what I look for along with. . .

All me. Except I want three more kids. (I also have a five year old daughter now who realy really really wants to be a big sister)