[dirtboy]

Cats aren't the problem for dirtboy. Cats fear dirtboy's size 13s.

Now if dirtboy could teach the dog not to stick her cold wet nose in the small of his back at 3AM, he'd be a lot happier.

[hispanarepublicana]

Now if dirtboy could teach the dog not to stick her cold wet nose in the small of his back at 3AM, he'd be a lot happier.

Duh! Smear some Ben Gay or Icy Hot in the small of your back each night--it's a win-win! Your back will feel better, and it'll take one whiff for your dog to break the habit.