To: BenLurkin
15 posted on
04/04/2006 12:39:11 PM PDT by
mlc9852
To: mlc9852
He can still reproduce with one hand, or can he?
20 posted on
04/04/2006 12:41:13 PM PDT by
satchmodog9
(Most people stand on the tracks and never even hear the train coming)
To: mlc9852
I often asked this in high school, "Why are all the coaches fat and the shop teachers missing fingers?"
26 posted on
04/04/2006 12:42:55 PM PDT by
TXBSAFH
(Proud Dad of Twins, What Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger!!!!!!)
To: mlc9852
Nope. He can (if he ever could) still reproduce. Death or glandular removal/disablement are Darwin requirements.
Of course, being in jail is also not conducive to reproduction.
36 posted on
04/04/2006 12:44:42 PM PDT by
fireforeffect
(A kind word and a 2x4, gets you more than just a kind word.)
To: mlc9852
Well, he sure wasn't teaching Intelligent Design!
To: mlc9852
Serious candidate, anyway.
To: mlc9852
Darwin award? I'd say the opposite. He blew his hand off -- thus (perhaps) making it more likely that he will seek to relieve himself in more, er, procreative ways.
80 posted on
04/04/2006 1:28:18 PM PDT by
r9etb
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