Posted on 04/02/2006 7:37:38 AM PDT by DJ Taylor
Laugh!
Anyone that buys what they HAVE to assume is stolen merchandise gets what they deserve.
(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")
Adding insult to injury, the oven door was that puke-green color popular during the 70's.
LOL
Flat-screen TV included, but it only gets The Food Channel.
Why wasn't this lady charged with "Conspiracy to recieve stolen property", or some such?
I wonder if her reception was good?
The Food Channel and cooking shows probably came in real well.
My Frigidaire "snowboard" works pretty good, although it's a little big, heavy and square for a snowboard.
I need to get a new one. Mine is the only one in the house that doesn't work right. I can leave the other tvs on all day. This one though.... Every time I get on FR and forget about it being on , the darn thing starts smelling and smoking.
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Hmmmm...an HDTV in an oven door...this could work. |
Mine only works around dinner time...
For 300 dollars, wouldn't you make sure it works first? And then to file a report.........
An african american male called me over to his car in a busy mall parking lot...opened his trunk and showed me a brand new portable color television...all wrapped straight from the factory.
We haggled on the price and I "stole" it for $85.
Got home all excited, and unwrapped it.
It was a old B&W with all dials missing and taken right off the junk pile.
I was really angry...for about 30 seconds and then laughed.
$85 was a cheap price never having to fall for anything like that again.
I didn't know Magic Chef made TV's!
:-P back atcha
I also have access to the Dungeon Castrations and Testicle Replacements ping list and the Naked, Oily Man With Nunchucks ping list, in case you're interested.
:-)
This news is great too, but have you ever seen the news about a flying frozen sausage that broke a driver's nose?
I actually responded to one of those once. At the time, I wasn't living too far from Switzerland so I wrote back that the Swiss needed a minimum of $10,000 to open an account of that type and that I would be willing to come up with half. If he'd send me a money-order for the other half, I would handle all of the Swiss banking transactions for him.
Funny that I never heard back from him.
Oh, you mean Avocado Green. She should have specified Harvest Gold, I did.
Thanks for the laugh.
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