Yippee!!!
I'm home sick. I need some silliness!
No doubt! It's been a long week. Lots of people out sick. (I was out Tues).
OK...name the movie:
"If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand - and your mouth shut."
"Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?"
"It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you."
"Yeah, I assure you."
"One thousand just to listen. I don't see how you can pass that up, Mister..."
"Nugent. Ted Nugent."
I am home sick today too. I have the flu and it is really bad. I had is yesterday too, so I have a 4 day weekend...but wish it was doing something better than running to the toilet....LOL
Silliness:
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next
to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and
makes his move.
"You know," he says,"I've heard that flights will
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it
slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to
discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know,"says the guy. "How about nuclear
power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer
all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes
little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and
the horse produces muffins of dried
poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I
haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you
feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't
know sh!t?