Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas
Was it you?
"belly flops"
HAhahaha! Perfect name for those given the name of the company! Yes...I love Jelly Belly's especially buttered popcorn;watermelon;coconut; chocolate; peach;pear & black licorice...
Telemarketing Joke.....prank....
The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I answered it
I was greeted with "Is this Karl Brummer". Not sounding anything like my
name, I asked who is calling. The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber
Band Powered Freezer Company or something like that. Then I asked him if he
knew Karl personally and why was he calling this number. I then said off to
the side, "get some pictures of the body at various angles and the blood
smears", I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had
entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already
traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to testify in this
murder case.
I questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number
at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he
prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call. The
telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky
voice. I then told him we had located his position and the police were
entering the building to take him into custody, at that point I heard the
phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.
My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming down my
face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My meal
was cold, but it was the best meal in a long, long time.
It was a blast!
Check out their website - they have recipes also - you can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich by combining a peanut butter bean and a grape jelly bean (doh) and Chocolate and Cherry makes a chocolate covered cherries.
Please save these off to your own computer as I will be taking them off my server at the end of the week.
BTW... someone already had 69, so I made you 690
All IPW's
Please copy your membership card to your own computer so I can pull them off my server. Thanks.
JRBC... I know you already did this.
Thanks again!
;-)
Taking care of it now!
Thanks again for making them.
done.
and ha ha...thanks
Done!
Thankee darlin'.
Done.
Thank You!
Already done; Thanks again!
Already done. Thank you again!
Got it. Thank you eva so much.
Nah. I think mine is funny. It'll throw the holy rollers off when they see it.
Re: IPW Card.
I was gone!! Can I get one? I hope I'm not too late.
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