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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead | 03/31/06 | Max

Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas

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To: Maximus of Texas

Was it you?


1,121 posted on 04/02/2006 4:44:01 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
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To: Dashing Dasher

"belly flops"
HAhahaha! Perfect name for those given the name of the company! Yes...I love Jelly Belly's especially buttered popcorn;watermelon;coconut; chocolate; peach;pear & black licorice...


1,122 posted on 04/02/2006 5:00:13 PM PDT by Majie Purple
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To: Maximus of Texas

Telemarketing Joke.....prank....


The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I answered it
I was greeted with "Is this Karl Brummer". Not sounding anything like my
name, I asked who is calling. The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber
Band Powered Freezer Company or something like that. Then I asked him if he
knew Karl personally and why was he calling this number. I then said off to
the side, "get some pictures of the body at various angles and the blood
smears", I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had
entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already
traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to testify in this
murder case.

I questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number
at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he
prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call. The
telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky
voice. I then told him we had located his position and the police were
entering the building to take him into custody, at that point I heard the
phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.

My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming down my
face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My meal
was cold, but it was the best meal in a long, long time.


1,123 posted on 04/02/2006 5:14:42 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
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To: Dashing Dasher
I LOVE Jelly Bellys. Jalapeno sounds intriguing. Belly Flops -- cute! That sounds like a really sweet date. Astronaut 1
1,124 posted on 04/02/2006 6:02:43 PM PDT by Chanticleer (Purple Mountains Maj and I will take your black jelly beans if you don't want them.)
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To: Chanticleer

It was a blast!

Check out their website - they have recipes also - you can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich by combining a peanut butter bean and a grape jelly bean (doh) and Chocolate and Cherry makes a chocolate covered cherries.


1,125 posted on 04/02/2006 6:05:39 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
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To: KevinDavis; wallcrawlr; blau993; Missy419; Maximus of Texas; PaulaB
Your cards are ready... I think Max wants $11.82 as membership dues... Send to PaulaB for processing

Please save these off to your own computer as I will be taking them off my server at the end of the week.

BTW... someone already had 69, so I made you 690


1,126 posted on 04/03/2006 6:43:40 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (card-carryin' IPW)
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To: Auntbee; baker_girl; Chanticleer; conservativebabe; Dashing Dasher; fredhead; groovejedi; ...

All IPW's

Please copy your membership card to your own computer so I can pull them off my server. Thanks.

JRBC... I know you already did this.


1,127 posted on 04/03/2006 6:54:41 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (card-carryin' IPW)
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To: r-q-tek86

Thanks again!

;-)


1,128 posted on 04/03/2006 6:56:05 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
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To: r-q-tek86

Taking care of it now!


1,129 posted on 04/03/2006 7:00:56 AM PDT by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: r-q-tek86
You know I had to have it on my about page.

Thanks again for making them.

1,130 posted on 04/03/2006 7:11:02 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: r-q-tek86

done.

and ha ha...thanks


1,131 posted on 04/03/2006 7:35:44 AM PDT by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: r-q-tek86

Done!

Thankee darlin'.


1,132 posted on 04/03/2006 7:39:34 AM PDT by najida (He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor. *Hindu proverb*)
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To: r-q-tek86

Done.

Thank You!


1,133 posted on 04/03/2006 7:44:31 AM PDT by baker_girl (I'm an Aunt! Woo Hoo!)
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To: r-q-tek86

Already done; Thanks again!


1,134 posted on 04/03/2006 7:55:34 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Going armed to the terror of the public.)
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To: r-q-tek86

Already done. Thank you again!


1,136 posted on 04/03/2006 8:13:17 AM PDT by Ingtar (I witnessed the birth of IPW)
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To: r-q-tek86

Got it. Thank you eva so much.


1,137 posted on 04/03/2006 8:15:57 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott
I made yours as a Internet Porn NUN as a joke response to one of your posts. Do you want an IPW card, as well?
1,138 posted on 04/03/2006 8:36:12 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (card-carryin' IPW)
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To: r-q-tek86

Nah. I think mine is funny. It'll throw the holy rollers off when they see it.


1,139 posted on 04/03/2006 8:38:12 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: r-q-tek86

Re: IPW Card.

I was gone!! Can I get one? I hope I'm not too late.


1,140 posted on 04/03/2006 8:38:28 AM PDT by confederacy of dunces (Workin' & lurkin')
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