How my husband died in our Shania Twain sex game

The Daily Telegraph ^ | March 30, 2006 | Stewart Payne

[HEY4QDEMS]

[HEY4QDEMS]

Shania needs some moth balls.

As for me, I'm rooting for more moths.

[martin_fierro]

She was probably lugging around a car battery.

That acid'll getcha every time.

[Gamecock]

***I'm holding the barrels of the gun and I'm dancing holding the gun. I was entertaining my husband***

A sucking chest wound is never entertaining.

Now for some of Shania's Greatest Songs to Have Sex Games With:

Crime Of The Century
God Ain't Gonna Getcha For That
Is There Life After Love?
Raining On Our Love
No One Needs To Know
Love Gets Me Every Time
Don't Be Stupid (You Know I Love You)
Whatever You Do! Don't!
I'm Gonna Getcha Good!
It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing

[tom h]

"She said that at the end of the song she put the shotgun on to the floor beside her. With tears streaming down her face she said: "It just went off…it just went bang." "

A variant of the Menendez defense. "I don't know what happened, it just went bang."

[chemicalman]

She "shot off" prematurely.

[Axlrose]

I thought guns were illegal in england.

[Larry Lucido]

Good morning.

I meant to add, "Or so I've been told." :-)

[Grizzled Bear]

Shania may be the source of all evil. She is making people drive drunk as well.
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If this continues we might need a Shania Twain crime alert ping-list!

[Elyse]

I wonder if the police investigators checked to see what's in the cd player

If she didn't tell them this story at the time, then they probably didn't. I found my father dead in his bed and called 911. I tried to do CPR. The paramedics and the police arrived. The police were asking me questions, but I can't tell you what I answered. My concentration was solely on the paramedics. I just kept hoping they were going to revive Daddy and tell me it was all okay. I know the police needed the info, but I just couldn't care about them and what they were asking at the time. Because of this, I really can believe that it is possible that she didn't tell the police exactly what happened.

[MadIvan]

No.

Regards, Ivan

[saganite]

"I was trying to wake him up. I was slapping his face and trying to open his eyes, and he just wouldn't wake up."


Shotguns have a way of doing that.

[Gamecock]

That's what I thought. ;-)

[6SJ7]

As for me, I'm rooting for more moths.

LOL!

[beaversmom]

That acid'll getcha every time.

That's true.

[beaversmom]

As for me, I'm rooting for more moths.

You is bad:)

[MadIvan]

I'm fairly certain the Shania Excuse is going to be standard practice among defense lawyers.

Regards, Ivan

[R. Scott]

First, only an idiot would play with a firearm. Second -

"It was a game, it was a game", she said. "It was just a sexual game."

Sex Kills!

[R. Scott]

This adds credence to her story

A weapons expert told the court that the safety catch, used to prevent the accidental firing of the gun, was faulty and it could have gone off without anyone touching the trigger.

[Vaquero]

ah the rich of England still have guns to be able to shoot their spouses during erotic dancing to Shania Twain.

Of course the average citizen in Britain, has to suffice with garroting or bludgeoning or stabbing their spouses during erotic dancing to Shania Twain.

Britain anti-gun ping.