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How my husband died in our Shania Twain sex game
The Daily Telegraph ^
| March 30, 2006
| Stewart Payne
Posted on 03/30/2006 2:29:34 AM PST by MadIvan
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:29:36 AM PST
by
MadIvan
To: LadyofShalott; Tolik; mtngrl@vrwc; pax_et_bonum; Alkhin; agrace; EggsAckley; dinasour; ...
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:29:54 AM PST
by
MadIvan
(Ya hya chouhada! Dune fans, visit - http://www.thesietch.com/)
To: MadIvan
LOL! People are such idiots. If they use a loaded gun in a game, its Russian roulette.
(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:31:31 AM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: MadIvan
Note to self, no guns in certain situations.
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:31:52 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(We got permits, yes we DO! We got permits, how 'bout YOU?;))
To: MadIvan
My fitness trainer uses that song in my aerobics session cooldown. The problem here was that it was being used for a warmup. I think it needs to be regulated.
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:35:14 AM PST
by
NYpeanut
(gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, "Why did you lie to me?")
To: MadIvan
It's gratuitous cheesecake time.
You're welcome.
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:35:32 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(5 days / 4 Memorial Svcs = T3H 5UCK)
To: MadIvan
There are some tragedies you just shouldn't joke about. Fortunately, this isn't one of them...
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:36:36 AM PST
by
durasell
(!)
To: MadIvan
Note to self keep wife away from Shotgun when dancing
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:36:54 AM PST
by
tonycavanagh
(We got plenty of doomsayers where are the truth sayers)
To: MadIvan
Are you guys buying her story? I wouldn't be too sure.
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:39:29 AM PST
by
MaDeuce
(Do it to them, before they do it to you! (MaDuce = M2HB .50 BMG))
To: MadIvan
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:39:59 AM PST
by
SIDENET
(Gonna shake it, gonna break it, let's forget it better still)
To: goldstategop
wOOps. Guess working on the rear differntial of the Chevy with a Casull is on the no-no list.
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:42:04 AM PST
by
Westlander
(Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
To: MaDuce
Sounds suspicious doesn't it? Kind of like the Clinton administration's excuses about it only being about sex.
To: SIDENET
We have a Darwin Award winner here!
(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:46:45 AM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: MaDuce
Are you guys buying her story? I wouldn't be too sure
I would have to see what she looked like first...
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:47:55 AM PST
by
durasell
(!)
To: goldstategop
'a blue dressing gown'
Another lawsuit against the manufacturer.
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:52:54 AM PST
by
Westlander
(Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
To: MadIvan
A shotgun is no substitute for a brass poll.
To: TheBigB
i just had to ping you to this story :-)
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:57:38 AM PST
by
freepatriot32
(Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
To: MadIvan
She said that at the end of the song she put the shotgun on to the floor beside her. With tears streaming down her face she said: "It just went off…it just went bang." Bull feathers.
Guns don't "just go off."
The "weapons expert" the defense dug out of the gutter doesn't convince me either. Moreover, the testimony of neighbors hearing an argument nails it for me.
The probability of a firearm discharging by "placing it on the floor" is very remote. I believe she murdered him.
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:57:58 AM PST
by
SkyPilot
To: durasell
I would have to see what she looked like first... I bet she doesn't look like Shania Twain.
Linda West, 49
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:59:25 AM PST
by
SkyPilot
To: MadIvan
What is a "dressing gown"? It's not a robe, or else they would have called it that, right? So the dude puts on women's clothing and gets shot by his wife who is dancing with a shotgun.
If I ever want my next wife/GF to dance with a shotgun while I don women's clothing I would expect her to shoot me, too.
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posted on
03/30/2006 2:59:37 AM PST
by
manwiththehands
(A Republican is as a Republican does.)
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