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Wait, oral sex isn't sex, haven't you heard?

Oh I recall some clever people back around 1998 trying to promote that idea, right after the 42nd President of the United States disgraced himself in the Oral (oops, 'Oval') Office with a cheap whore, and it is no coincidence that the numbers of young people (even children) growing up in the wake of that shameful affair assumed that oral sex "wasn't sex", which led them to believe it was OK, and further accelerated the downward spiral of immorality in this Nation which is another one of Billigula's dubious "legacies".

Yes, I know you were being sarcastic my FRiend and I can appreciate that. But for all of the jokes, all of the snickers, all of the clever remarks (and I'm as guilty as anyone I confess), the fact is, the character of the man who is elected to that Office DOES matter, and while George W. Bush may make decisions I don't agree with, decisions that I vehemently disagree with, I do believe that he treats the physical Office with respect and honor, and that there has been no fornication in that house since January 20 2001 at 12:01 Eastern Time.

And that's the way it should be.