To: Maximus of Texas
How about "A Fish Called Wanda" -
It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me.
Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it.
89 posted on
03/28/2006 8:00:29 AM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(On this day in 1797, Nathaniel Briggs patented the washing machine.)
To: Dashing Dasher; tuffydoodle
I know that movie is on Tuffy's Top Ten List. I liked it. My wife hated it.
To: Dashing Dasher
How about "A Fish Called Wanda" "Yes, uh my name is uh...Man..fren...sen...jen, and I'm with the CIA briefing everybody about our safe house."
"Well, Mr. Manfrensenjen, my father was in MI5, and I happen to know..."
(The scene also ended with one of the best patriotic in-your-face speeches I've ever heard, about what the good'ol USA did for Europe)
101 posted on
03/28/2006 8:11:00 AM PST by
guitfiddlist
(When the 'Rats break out switchblades, it's no time to invoke Robert's Rules.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Another winner! (Otto reminds me of some of the pseudointellectuals who post here.)
130 posted on
03/28/2006 8:45:50 AM PST by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: Dashing Dasher
Have you ever seen Fierce Creatures? Not quite as funny as Wanda, but it does have some hysterical moments . . .and lemurs.
137 posted on
03/28/2006 8:52:26 AM PST by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: Dashing Dasher
Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? One of my all time faves. I've actually used most of that little diatribe on occasion.
To: Dashing Dasher; Maximus of Texas
"Otto tried to k-k-k-k-kiss me"
Ruthless People had me on the floor. Especially the scene where Danny Devito answered the phone and it was a wrong number.
182 posted on
03/28/2006 10:20:55 AM PST by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Agreed, that was a very funny movie.
231 posted on
03/29/2006 11:01:26 AM PST by
hattend
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