While Otto dangled Archie out the window...
I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction.
The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
;-)
One of mine as well. I think it is absolutely the best and most successful combination of British and American humor ever put together.