Haiku, schmyku.
Koo-koo-ka-choo
What's wrong with you?
Can't you just bring the
ding dang donuts, Unc?
Not sticky tho;
sticky is icky.
Ah, the allergies of spring abound
everyone packing tissues by the pound
sneezing, sneezing, pollens explode
hoarse voices making us all sound like toads.