Things You Have to Believe to be a democrat Today
1. Belief in God will destroy the country.
2. Morals are a bad thing.
3. Hard working Americans should give their money to lazy Americans.
4. Men who molest boys are heterosexual.
5. You can reason with people who want to kill you.
6. African Americans can not achieve without help.
7. The U.N. and world court should have authority over the U.S.
8. We don't really need a military.
9. We don't need oil.
10. Animals have more rights then people do.
11. It's none of the parents business if their thirteen year old daughter get an abortion.
12. Trees can't be replaced.
13. Forest fires are better than someone making a living cutting down trees for lumber.
14. It's not fair that some people get better health care than others, so everyone should get poor health care and hard working Americans should pay for it so lazy Americans don't have to.
15. Successful people cheat and steal.
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19) The spread of AIDS is caused by lack of research funding.