The sound crew should be fired. Cut down the gain, boys, there's no dynamic range left. It's all compressed, like a Spector "wall of sound" on steroids.
Everyone sounds off key (or I AM having that stroke).
Does anyone even listen to what Abdul says anymore?
I KNOW! SOMETHING IS WRONG TONIGHT! SOMETHING IS WRONG TONIGHT!
I think tomorrow we are going to be hearing that there was a problem with the sound stage. I really do.