To: LA Woman3
New from Hasbro: Redneck Barbie!
Comes complete with saLmon fishing pole and Calamari bait bucket (can also be used to keep the suds in!)
Just pull her string and she says "What's a ballsey?" in a cute-dumbass-blonde-Southern accent (optional crowd noise of people going, "Awww, isn't she just precious!" sold seprately.
Redneck Barbie has optional "brook trout stare" when asked qustions about what you did last week.
And, you can add this custom made Hooker Garb/Prom Dress for only $19.95!
What Redneck Barbie package wouldn't be complete without your very own, "Redneck Father in Jail" doll! Yours for only $24.95 (not available until May, 2006)
To: Wyatt's Torch
Brilliant! Now we just need someone with photoshop skills.... : )
To: Wyatt's Torch
Bucky: Rhinestone Cowboy or King of the Road
Katherine: Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?
Mandisa: You Ain't Woman Enough
1,739 posted on
03/30/2006 11:46:30 AM PST by
Feiny
(You sound more confused than a homophobic Clay Aiken fan.)
To: Wyatt's Torch
Redneck Barbie
Hilarious! :)
1,745 posted on
03/30/2006 11:54:09 AM PST by
Netizen
(I voted for Scott and Anthony, because I like the underdog singers the best. texasflower 04/20/2005)
To: Wyatt's Torch
ROFL over your Redneck Barbie! It will sell millions (to prisoners, road gangs, cottonpickers, trailer park residents, and folks at the rodeo!)
1,764 posted on
03/30/2006 12:29:09 PM PST by
Palladin
("Governor Lynn Swann."...it has a nice ring to it!)
To: Wyatt's Torch
Here you go.
New from Hasbro: Redneck Barbie!
Comes complete with saLmon fishing pole and Calamari bait bucket (can also be used to keep the suds in!)
Just pull her string and she says "What's a ballsey?" in a cute-dumbass-blonde-Southern accent (optional crowd noise of people going, "Awww, isn't she just precious!" sold seprately.)
Redneck Barbie has optional "brook trout stare" when asked qustions about what you did last week.
And, you can add this custom made Hooker Garb/Prom Dress for only $19.95!
Act now and get the'Minx Coat' of many colors absolutely free, free, free!!!
What Redneck Barbie package wouldn't be complete without your very own, "Redneck Father in Jail" doll! Yours for only $24.95 (not available until May, 2006)
1,789 posted on
03/30/2006 6:59:42 PM PST by
Netizen
(I voted for Scott and Anthony, because I like the underdog singers the best. texasflower 04/20/2005)
To: Wyatt's Torch
1,795 posted on
03/30/2006 8:32:02 PM PST by
stlnative
(Chris Daughtry - because he always does it better than the original ! - Stay True Chris!)
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