And she’s great tonight, finally singing softly with some guts instead of just foghorning her way through it. When she opens her mouth wide, though, you can see that her tongue is all orange. Someone was snacking on Cheetos, Sunkist soda, and circus peanuts before the show. Afterward, Paula says, “You took me right back to the ’50s.” Except that Paula wasn’t even born then. Then Seacrest, in an archetypal Type 3 Gay moment (see last week’s recap for an explanation of Type 3 Gay, because I don’t have time to explain it again), coos over Mandisa’s shoes. Cut to Mandisa’s well-pedicured toes for the second time in as many weeks. You just know that every dude in the country with a thing for BBWs and feet is having a very good TV-watching time tonight.
U.S. SENATE TO TAKE UP ‘AMERICAN IDOL’ CHRIS DAUGHTRY CONTROVERSY (this is satire)
http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2006/03/27/us-senate-to-take-up-american-idol-chris-daughtry-controversy/