Chris should do some Toby Keith next week (Country week).
"Angry American" would be a great choice....
"We'll put a boot in your @ss it's the American way...."
I was thinking Toby Keith, too, but either Get Drunk and Be Somebody or Whiskey For My Men, Beer For My Horses.
Yesterday when Pickler was murdering Suds in the Bucket I thought a better choice for her would be Leanne Rimes, Somethings Gotta Give. It would be good for either her or Katherine.
That would be an excellent choice for Chris. But I don't know if Idol will let him say "ass" on the air.
Oh, definitely some Toby Keith. Or maybe someone could do a medley of TK Bus Songs: The Taliban Song and Weed with Willie.
I'll bet someone could get away with Beer for my Horses.
Or dedicate "The Critic" to Simon. {grin}
Would'nt it be funny if somebody would sing "Redneck Mother"? by Jerry Jeff?