[Senator Goldwater]

"At first, I thought that shadow below her navel was something else"

I thought the exact same thing.

I never saw any action like that at my prom, likely because I was wearing a crushed velvet tan tuxedo.

[silent_jonny]

I was wearing a crushed velvet tan tuxedo.

LMAO!

[Netizen]

Maybe her prom was held on a street corner.