Bonne Terre woman accused of poisoning neighbor's wife (The picture says it all!)

Dailyjournalonline.com ^ | 3/21/06 | Chris Cline

[Paleo Conservative]

[rawcatslyentist]

THat T-shirt shop at the mall did a right perty job of puttin her picature on that there shirt!

[BenLurkin]

YIKES!

[AUJenn]

Yes, exactly !

I have always heard that Southern women are the prettiest around :) (or at least that is what my mid-western husband tells me)!

But then again, we always have these "lovely" women messing that up for us, don't we, haha?!

[FeliciaCat]

LOL!

[inpajamas]

Her photo reminds me of the line;

"If you were my husband I would give you poison"

and the reply;
"Madam, if you were my wife I would accept it."



A mug like that will get you an additional 10 years

[Lady Heron]

LOL!

[RepoGirl]

Oh, MUCH better.

[Senator Bedfellow]

Bags by Samsonite...

[Paleo Conservative]

This is the original.

Lady Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

Winston Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

Here's another memorable exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.

Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill your drunk!"

Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly."

[Paleo Conservative]

This is the original.

Lady Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

Winston Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

Here's another memorable exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.

Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill you're drunk!"

Winston Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly."

[MissEdie]

Yes we do! ;0)

[MozarkDawg]

Voted unlikeliest to be cast as Scarlett O’Hara.

How come I now here the voice of Pork, "Who's gwine milk this heah cow, Miz Scarlett? We's house woikers ..."

[DTogo]

My mother's even older, and looks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy better!

[swmobuffalo]

Nothing modern about that broad and she sure isn't any Southern belle.

[builder]

You might make a fair quantity of poo soup,but you'll live.

Just one of many comments that make me love Free Republic.LOL

[Cincinnatus.45-70]

Thank you, swmobuffalo! This article is from a Missouri paper. There is no proof at all this woman is a Southerner. Anybody can wear a t-shirt. Hey, I wear a Viva La Raza t-shirt, but I'm not Hispanic! I bet she's a bona fide yankee in disguise.

[daviddennis]

There was a picture of the wife in another thread about the incident.

The wife is very attractive and from the picture the couple looked very happy.

I really don't think this was a love triangle from the husband's point of view.

D

[El Gato]

I think SHE is Bertha....

Maybe, but I envision Bertha as being much larger and more beefy.

[chae]

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