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To: Xenophobic Alien

THE BET


Two families moved from Afghanistan to America. When they arrived, the two Fathers made a bet -- in a year's time whichever family had become more Americanized would win.

A year later they met. The first man said, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"

The second man replied, "F*@k you, towel head."


76 posted on 03/24/2006 6:35:11 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
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To: r-q-tek86

HA HA HA!!
Btw, I showed that stick-figure video to my brother-in-law...He almost choked to death laughing. ;-P Thanks.


79 posted on 03/24/2006 6:38:23 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Going armed to the terror of the public.)
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88 posted on 03/24/2006 6:47:06 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: r-q-tek86

That is awesome.


589 posted on 03/24/2006 1:12:55 PM PST by BJClinton
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