I was rear-ended (no pun intended) yesterday
Annual physical, eh?
(My doctor uses two fingers...says he likes an instant second opinion)
Thinking of Kramer's vanity tags.
[Kramer is driving Estelle Castanza back from the plastic surgeon. He has vanity plates reading ASSMAN]
Passerby: "Hey assman!" [Kramer waves]
Estelle Castanza: So, you're the assman?!
Kramer: That's me.
[Estelle fixes her hair]
[Kramer stops the car suddenly and holds back Estelle]
Later...
Frank Castanza: Kramer did the move...that's my move!