[SweetCaroline]

Mr. Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up he asks to Lord "Lord what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Mr Smith asks, "And what does a million dallars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Mr. Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

[peacebaby]

very funny! God does have a sense of humor, doesn't He?