Speechless--you know, I just passed speechless. In fact, as I write tears are welling up in my eyes. If I can make this through this posting without falling my (normal) chair laughing, it will be a miracle.
A little bit of a credibility problem: it's easier to sit than type, isn't it? Or were you born with only one bun?
("yes, but if he was dying, why would he write, "AAAAAAaaaaaaaarrgghhh"?
"Maybe he was giving dictation?")