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Heck, if I knew you were coming over, I'd have bought some more artichokes! |
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Heck, if I knew you were coming over, I'd have bought some more artichokes! |
Feed me artichokes and not that good stuff from your grill and we WILL throw down, especially after I went and rented the refrigerated ryder truck for all this beer for you, me and Bo!
I am posting this late at night so no one will see it...
A Living Will
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room, and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.