Sprockets had some memorable guest stars and a few one liners/catch phrases such as the aforementioned, "My nipples harden with delight," and "Would you like to touch my monkey?" and "It is time to dance," etc..
Here's another scene
Posted on 03/22/2006 9:25:19 AM PST by pissant
1. Miami: No income tax, and seemingly two hot women for every average guy. And they love Americans, especially if you speak a little Spanish and/or Portuguese and flash a wad of dough.
2. Las Vegas: Great food, great gaming, easy women. What more could you want?
3. Anchorage: Lots of people make the mistake of using Seattle as the base for their Alaska voyage. BIG MISTAKE. Anchorage make a better base as it is IN ALASKA. Great fishing, great hunting and OPEN CARRY OF FIREARMS ALLOWED!
4. Truth or Consequences (New Mexico): More of a vacation spot. Open carry of firearms and easy European female backpackers at the large hostel in town. Great place for those who love Hot Springs.
5. New York: Only if you make well into the seven figures. Make that eight figures.
Besides, when you see two gay men, it simply means more women for me. Miami doesn't attracts Dykes like Seattle does.
John Mellencamp?
True
Well, I always thought Phoenix and Tucson were tops for chickees.
And Salt Lake City gets honorable mention.
If you'd like to have a logical exthplanathun
How I happened on thith elegant thyncopathun,
I will thay without a moment of hethitathun
There ith juth one plaith
That can light my faith...
The dykes live in the Keys.
I was frankly surprised when I visited Lafayette, Louisiana and the surrounding countryside. Some hot gals in Cajun country.
You do that suprisingly well..
I'll second Las Vegas.
No state income tax
Low property tax.
Lots of gorgeous single woman.
Cheap drinks (free when gambling).
Gambling.
Football at 10:00 in the morning.
Monday Night Football at happy hour (home in time to get some sleep).
Lots of gorgeous women.
Gambling.
Women and gambling.
Football, women and gambling.
Etc...
You mean.....Hawaii isn't the perfect paradise I've been told it was?
Phoenix is filled with people from all over the country. Like Vegas, it has grown from backwater to megalopolis in the last 30 years.
Been to Phoenix several times. Lots of folks from Calipornia, and a surprising amount of folks from the rustbelt as well. Its like Florida with a desert and without the New Yorkers and Dumb Crackers. ;-)
Good "dance" clubs. ;o)
Well, I'll assume it was funny. I only remember the original cast. Oh and the Church lady too.
"Median Household Income: $41,128 Median Home Price: $263,200"
Even worse demographics and far more disgusting. People here are brain washed. They think they are making real money. They line up by the dozens to put their names on waiting lists to work at Trader Joes. Trader Jose is one of the best employers in town offering full benefits. The city is recovering slowly from 10% unemployment in 2001. As soon as people had jobs, they went on a spending binge. A guy I know makes $ 32k a year and bought a $ 215k home. When the real estate bubble explodes it may hit Portland harder than any city on the left coast.
I played Charlie Cowell, the anvil salesman in our 8th grade play.
No, the fellow sells bands, boy's bands.
I don't know how he does it
but he lives like a king and he dallies and he gathers and he plucks and he shines,
and when the man dances, certainly boys, what else?
The piper pays him.
Yessir, yessir...
Yeah, but sorry, she doesn't get to drive the truck on the first date. I'm not easy.
(And I'll tell you exactly what women like about a pickup man..."Hey, can you help me move this weekend?" "Oooh, take me to the store, I have to buy a throw rug!" "Oh, pooh on the paintjob, think of all the antiques we can carry in the back!" "Well, of COURSE we aren't going to put the mulch and pine straw in MY car!")
}:-)4
You forgot oh-so-fashionable birkenstocks and a general aversion to shaving among the female(?) population.
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