ROFLMAO! that may be the best post i have ever made on FR in my 7+ years here, judging from the rather vociferous reaction it has occasioned!
Have you heard about the sequal to Brokeback Mountain (Bareback Mounting Him)?
Brokeback Moutain 2, starring Angelina Jolee, Jessica Alba, and Jessica Simpson in a torid love affair set on a Carribean nudist beach resort. They think this one may get more male views for some reason. ;)