Yeah, that's what the liberals will try to do to you if you speak the truth.
I was thinking more along the lines of pretending to be some fake minority group at the school, and try to see what kind of funds they would be willing to offer you.
Not that you would go through with it, but it would be damning if you could get them to fax you a proposal based on who they 'think' you are.
I'm just sneaky. Don't mind me.
;-)