[Monkey Face]

(If it has Willie Nasal in it, I wasn't listening.)

I thought the prisoners had to be strung up spread-eagled for the torture to be effective. But Maybe that set of shackles was meant for very small people...I dunno...I'm...sorta...lost, I think...

[Hi Heels]

You could spend more time in shackles if you want.... Gain experience dontcha know.

I LOVE your tagline. Laughed out loud when I read it.