They wouldn't let me near a window because the Metro (police) Downtown division was across the street. I would always perch on the window sill early in the morning while they did their PT's in their speedos. The bosses didn't like that, for some reason. All I said was, "Tight butts drive me nuts." Go figger...;o]
Why, you randy thing, you!
The only good viewing I would get is when the moonbats assemble in front of the federal building across the way. Front row seat!