[Monkey Face]

Awwwww....that's so sweet! I wasn't even able to read all the posts from yesterday. And my attention span is about 1/2" long today.

[Das Outsider]

Awwwww....that's so sweet! I wasn't even able to read all the posts from yesterday. And my attention span is about 1/2" long today.

Now for something completely, uh, em--yeah.

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Praise for Das Outsider's swansong, Latest Post:

"Captivating, heartrending...A real post for the ages."

--Lionel Wussboy, The Homolactasian's Guide to Stuff

"There are few posts that hold my attention. Oh, look, a bird!"

--Tina Van Sans, chief editor of Literary Dingo Quarterly

"You know, it's a good thing I'm wearing pants as the penguins are looking a bit perturbed and the brandy seems have bits of gravel in it. No matter!"

--Sir Dennis Boomboom Christenshire, Nobel laureate and author