[Das Outsider]

And those "annual membership fees" consist of...????

Basic annual membership fees are determined on a sliding scale. It takes into account your income from the previous tax year divided by the number of months between your initial membership and the end of the year. Starting in April, you would divide your net income by seven, since the current month is almost halfway over.

Now, there are limitations to the basic membership. For example, basic members do not have access to the pool or tennis facilities. These features are only available to Solid Gold Premium members.

To become a Solid Gold Premium member, you must pay the basic membership fees and add to that a minimum donation of $25/month to the Save the Wookiees Campaign, of which the Outsider Foundation is an affiliate. Included in your Solid Gold Premium membership package you will receive a DOF coffee mug, 16 month calendar, set of high quality ink pens, and a temporary SGP card.

And which club are we talking about, now? I forget

A club that I just made up--now are you going to buy a membership or just ask questions all day?

[stephenjohnbanker]

It's a private club of which you are the only member. Don't ask silly questios, just get out your checkbook and start writing, lady!

[Monkey Face]

What was the middle thing?

Didn't you tell me I had already paid my dues when I caught my silk un...

Waitaminute. You're not the tax collector, are you? I already paid him off. Several times.

(You said it wouldn't hurt, didn't you? I think that's what you said.)