[NicknamedBob]

"... if one were to drink the desalinized water before we extracted the trace elements of Uranium ..."

Where did you get the idea the water was being desalinated? We extract what we want through selective adsorption.

To answer your question, however, no, but there are ways to do that without poisoning yourself.

A little extra Vitamin C and a black light will get you started.

Or see Sionnsar about how to squeeze a cat to get the effect you want.

[Genesis defender]

Where did you get the idea the water was being desalinated?

I was merely using that idea as part of my hypothetical question. Plus, selective "adsorption" sounds more fun.:P

A little extra Vitamin C and a black light will get you started.

Or see Sionnsar about how to squeeze a cat to get the effect you want.

Sounds like some fun party tricks!