[Das Outsider]

Back to the thread silliness.

So as I was telling Mavis--that's muh pet dingo--I says, "Mavis, it's high time you start wearin' trousers. It ain't dignified to be about the town, frolickin' and cavortin' in yer nakedness!" You know what she says to me? Boy, I oughta! She says to me, she says, "It's all fun an' games till somebody loses an eye--unless yer playin' 'Let's Lose an Eye.' Wubba, wubba."

Now you know what they say about dingos and trousers: if the dingo don't wear 'em, the other animals won't either. See, I got this fish...

[Monkey Face]

Dang. My sedtiments eggsacly.