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Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!
Posted on 03/19/2006 6:29:28 AM PST by thousand dollar hamburger
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To: Monkey Face
Nah, I usually close just the bar for the night--I'm usually the last one here.
As it is, I probably have a collection of bar rags in my vehicle...;)
Though if people are in, I leave the light on and head out...
4,841
posted on
04/24/2006 9:47:03 AM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
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To: NicknamedBob
Besides, if we are currently paying the farmer to not grow stuff, why would it bother you to pay him again to actually produce something? I'd prefer to only pay him once. And not via tax dollars. That doesn't seem like too much to ask.
4,842
posted on
04/24/2006 10:03:24 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
To: rzeznikj at stout
Trust me: As a Noob to the UT, you are not "usually" the last one here. Quite a few of us have had long watches, waiting for someone else to show up and relieve the boredom. It's a habit-forming place. ;o]
4,843
posted on
04/24/2006 10:04:17 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Dead Corpse; stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob
So...what we need then is to get our fuel from alternate sources...such as cooking oil. Used cooking oil. I understand it is quite economical. And smells good, too!
4,844
posted on
04/24/2006 10:06:08 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Monkey Face
Er, OK...
With no posts, it is indeed hard to tell who's here and not here, that's all...;)
4,845
posted on
04/24/2006 10:08:23 AM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
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To: null and void
I see you're up and around. How about joining us for Monday morning problem solving?
Or maybe I kept you up too late last night?
I suspect you'll fit in quite readily, here. ;o]
4,846
posted on
04/24/2006 10:09:29 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: rzeznikj at stout
"... I usually close just the bar for the night--I'm usually the last one here.... Though if people are in, I leave the light on and head out..."
J, can I call you Mr. Rzeznik for short?
You're a regular
Jake Stonebender, and I appreciate it.
4,847
posted on
04/24/2006 10:09:29 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now!...Farm Mars!)
To: Monkey Face
I was only up when I thought of you...
4,848
posted on
04/24/2006 10:10:44 AM PDT
by
null and void
(America: It's too late to work within the system, but it's too early to start shooting the bastards.)
To: rzeznikj at stout
I'll dig through my Book of Awful Jokes and see what I can find to ping the group.
Hang tight for a bit.
4,849
posted on
04/24/2006 10:11:25 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: null and void
Of course! As was intended! Welcome to the Undead Thread!
My supply of chocolate is running a little low...;o]
4,850
posted on
04/24/2006 10:12:22 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: sionnsar; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; calrighty; Capn TrVth; clamper1797; Darkchylde; ...
NEW ALCOHOL WARNING LABELS
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better-looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause memory loss. (Have I sent this out before?)
4,851
posted on
04/24/2006 10:17:29 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: NicknamedBob
Sure--or you could just call me Jon. ;)
4,852
posted on
04/24/2006 10:18:56 AM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
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To: Monkey Face
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 in the morning. LOL - I have been on the receiving end of that one.
4,853
posted on
04/24/2006 10:20:22 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(8...)
To: Allegra
So have I!
How are you doing this evening? Night?
4,854
posted on
04/24/2006 10:22:11 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Monkey Face
4,855
posted on
04/24/2006 10:23:01 AM PDT
by
null and void
(America: It's too late to work within the system, but it's too early to start shooting the bastards.)
To: Monkey Face
4,856
posted on
04/24/2006 10:24:27 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I'll weigh 50% less on Mars!)
To: Monkey Face
REALLY?!?
Who knew..........
LOLOL!
To: null and void
You still have some chocolate left, don't you? I mean...there were only three of us that wanted it...
If you still have some let me know, and I'll be over in a few minutes to finish what we started. Er...I mean, the chocolate. Unless you have some steak...
4,858
posted on
04/24/2006 10:25:29 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Monkey Face
Doing great! (Coming up on 9:30 p.m.) How are you this (mid-day?)
Just over a week until my R&R! Woooohoooo!
4,859
posted on
04/24/2006 10:26:15 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(8...)
To: Tax-chick
Afternoon, TC!
How are the kids? Is this the week Vlad gets weighed?
4,860
posted on
04/24/2006 10:26:22 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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